A Day in the Life of an Optimistic Nerd (An Original Song)
Posted by: Alan in Sinus Infection, tags: life, Nerd, Optimistic, Original, Song
In which Kiera sings an incontestably nerdy song what she wrote this week for you. (And she’d like to point out that she got this done DURING NANOWRIMO.) Thanks are due to her little brother, Brant (twitter.com for giving her the initial idea. You can download a free mp3 of this song (and some of my other songs) at kierajo.bandcamp.com ! Links twitter.com dailybooth.com fruitygoodnessfromkierasbrain.blogspot.com Lyrics I woke up this morning Got ready for class With no doubt in my mind That I was gonna pass ‘Cause straight As aren’t difficult For me they’re easy as pi! (3.141592654) Yeah, they’re a guarantee I wrote five cool kid’s papers Did eight cool kid’s tests Then I purchased some apples For my teachers’ desks And I’m ten minutes early And ready for learning Except for when I’m in PE CHORUS: Life is hard, but that’s okay I was tripped ten times in the hall today And the jocks grabbed me And threw me in the pool But life is lookin’ up, you know Someday I’ll be their CEO The kids may not be nice to me in school But all my online friends think I’m cool! A knuckle sandwich Is what was my lunch That Hawaiian Packed a pretty mean punch And when I looked back There was a “Kick Me!” sign It was stuck to the back of my shirt They shoved me in a locker And then locked me in Put my head in the toilet And gave it a spin So I just held my breath And I tried to be just like My hero–his name’s Captain Kirk! CHORUS I play chess, wear suspenders, and glasses I come out on top in …














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